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Blue and gold macaw perched in the Botanic Gardens Aviary, Churchtown, Southport
From the Record1 July 2026

The Botanic Gardens Aviary is closing. It will cost £60,000 a year to save it.

Sefton Council decided in March 2026 to close the Botanic Gardens Aviary in Churchtown. Staff were not told for four months. We have filed an FOI request and you can follow it.

Southport Central website homepage showing sports and local news coverage
Opinion30 June 2026

On Independent Journalism in Southport

Twenty years of archival work, long-form reporting, and asking questions the local media did not always want asked. Dan Hayes, Editor of Southport Central, on what independent journalism actually requires.

A pig bureaucrat in a pinstripe suit writes in a large dictionary titled Official Definitions: Southport Regeneration Edition while a second pig holds a Regeneration Milestone Award 2024 trophy. Three filing cabinets read FOI Pending, FOI Declined, FOI Commercially Sensitive. The bin contains crumpled Vacancy Rate and Accountability papers.
Satire20 May 2026

The Southport Regeneration Glossary

A public service. Twenty terms in common use across Southport's regeneration ecosystem, with accurate definitions. None of these definitions appear in the documents where the terms are used.

An empty local news studio. Three labels on the newsdesk read: BID Contract, Council Payments, Hospitality Group Retainer. The ON AIR sign is lit. The chair is empty.
From the Record20 May 2026

The local news that isn't

Stand Up For Southport is the most-read local news source in Southport. It is paid by the BID, the council, and Mikhail Hotels. None of this is disclosed to its readers.

A large Savills-labelled pig reclines on public funds money bags while smaller piglets labelled BID Board, Sefton Council, Regeneration Scheme 1 and 515,000 Visitors feed from it. Documents on the ground read Supplier Spend, FOI Outstanding, British BIDs Accreditation, Companies House. Behind them: MLEC Opening Soon and Lord Street To Let signs.
From the Record20 May 2026

The Savills map

What one property company manages, advises, and accredits in Southport. And what levy payers were never told.

A pig bartender serves Mikhail Ale at the MLEC grand opening while identical grey-suited men fill the seats for the BID Annual Gala. A reporter pig scribbles in a Stand Up For Southport notepad. A 515,000 Visitors Expected sign hangs on the wall. One pigeon sits in the otherwise empty back rows.
Opinion20 May 2026

The MLEC, one year from now

Southport has a pattern. The same names, the same undisclosed relationships, the same media contractor covering it all warmly. The Marine Lake Events Centre will not be different.

Council pigs in chef hats run a chaotic kitchen under a Losses 1.945M Today's Special sign while a scrutiny committee pig reads a newspaper undisturbed in the corner
Satire20 May 2026

How to run a hospitality business: a guide from SHOL

Sefton Council has been running a hospitality company for four years. Losses stand at £1.945 million. Here is what they have learned.

Council officials celebrating in front of the unfinished MLEC construction site, banner reading Celebrating Our Success, someone holding a falling vacancy rate graph
Satire20 May 2026

The MLEC: what we expect

The Marine Lake Events Centre will open. At some point. Here are our predictions for when it does.

Lord Street Southport under its Victorian glass canopy, every shop unit showing a TO LET sign, a single pigeon on the empty street, one unit reading Grand Opening: Another Coffee Shop, and a billboard at the end reading Southport: Open For Business
Opinion20 May 2026

This town deserves better

Why The Sandgrounder exists, what it is going to do, and who it is for.